Jun 02
Since Marvel is owned by Disney then Loki is a Disney Princess →
19,088 notes | Reblogged: (via)
May 26
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female, and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty? →
ew. omg. i just. no. i could’ve lived without knowing this.
75,321 notes | Reblogged: (via)
May 26
When you use the bathroom late at night. →
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
24,313 notes | Reblogged: (via)
May 20
How you act when you hear a dirty joke.. →
with your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
84,968 notes | Reblogged: (via)
May 13
don't assume shit →
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but chains
and
whips
excite
me
27,979 notes | Reblogged: (via)
